Thursday, March 30, 2017
Your Brand
Smelling someone else's fart or poop is absolutely revolting. It's a horrid experience when you encounter a foreign stench. But what about your own stench or "brand"? Well, everyone loves their own brand! You can't deny it...the smell of your own fart or poop is just a normal experience that can occasionally be impressive. Sometimes I fart and just think "wow, I did good", but getting a big whiff of something I did not brew in my gut is just gag-worthy.
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Nasty Tea
Sometimes my stomach is like a boiling pot of water brewing tea bags. When you get that feeling in your stomach you just know you're going to wreck the toilet. Right when you sit down it's like a waterfall and when you look at the damage you did you can't even see the bottom of the toilet. The toilet water is dark brown and murky...that's what I call Nasty Ass Tea.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
A Toilet Tragedy
Everyone knows the tragedy of the Titanic. Its fate: an iceberg. Well I created a tragedy in my toilet today. My tragedy was not an iceberg obviously, but a shitberg. When you poop so much it piles up from the drain until a little peak of poo sticks out of the water...yup, a shitberg.
Monday, March 27, 2017
About Us
Hi, I'm Patrick and welcome to my blog. Contrary to what you're thinking from the title of my blog, this site isn't all crap (corny pun intended). If you stick around and read some posts, then you might laugh, feel disturbed, or think "that's bloody stupid". Like it or hate it, this blog comes straight from my porcelain throne.
There was a time before smart phones where people read the back of shampoo bottles and examined how excellent or poorly the tile flooring was laid. I, of course, was one of those people. The bathroom I used as a child had a spot in the bathtub where the paint peeled off. Depending on how I looked at it, it either looked like George Washington or a duck...I guess you could say I was a weird kid. Other than that I had only the thoughts in my head. Taking a dump brought out my most philosophical thinking.
This blog will capture my journey back to the good ol' days and all my posts will originate from a thought or an idea I had while evacuating my bowels. Enjoy!
There was a time before smart phones where people read the back of shampoo bottles and examined how excellent or poorly the tile flooring was laid. I, of course, was one of those people. The bathroom I used as a child had a spot in the bathtub where the paint peeled off. Depending on how I looked at it, it either looked like George Washington or a duck...I guess you could say I was a weird kid. Other than that I had only the thoughts in my head. Taking a dump brought out my most philosophical thinking.
This blog will capture my journey back to the good ol' days and all my posts will originate from a thought or an idea I had while evacuating my bowels. Enjoy!
Friday, April 15, 2016
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Log Files
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While each of these advertising partners has their own Privacy Policy for their site, an updated and hyperlinked resource is maintained here: Privacy Policies.
You may consult this listing to find the privacy policy for each of the advertising partners of http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/.
These third-party ad servers or ad networks use technology in their respective advertisements and links that appear on http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ and which are sent directly to your browser. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. Other technologies (such as cookies, JavaScript, or Web Beacons) may also be used by our site's third-party ad networks to measure the effectiveness of their advertising campaigns and/or to personalize the advertising content that you see on the site.
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If you wish to disable cookies, you may do so through your individual browser options. More detailed information about cookie management with specific web browsers can be found at the browsers' respective websites. What Are Cookies?
Children's Information
We believe it is important to provide added protection for children online. We encourage parents and guardians to spend time online with their children to observe, participate in and/or monitor and guide their online activity. http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ does not knowingly collect any personally identifiable information from children under the age of 13. If a parent or guardian believes that http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ has in its database the personally-identifiable information of a child under the age of 13, please contact us immediately (using the contact in the first paragraph) and we will use our best efforts to promptly remove such information from our records.
Online Privacy Policy Only
This privacy policy applies only to our online activities and is valid for visitors to our website and regarding information shared and/or collected there. This policy does not apply to any information collected offline or via channels other than this website.
Consent
By using our website, you hereby consent to our privacy policy and agree to its terms.
Update
This Privacy Policy was last updated on: Friday, April 15th, 2016.
Should we update, amend or make any changes to our privacy policy, those changes will be posted here.
At http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ we consider the privacy of our visitors to be extremely important. This privacy policy document describes in detail the types of personal information that is collected and recorded by http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ and how we use it.
Log Files
Like many other Web sites, http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ makes use of log files. These files merely log visitors to the site - usually a standard procedure for hosting companies and a part of hosting services’ analytics. The information inside the log files includes internet protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, Internet Service Provider (ISP), date/time stamp, referring/exit pages, and possibly the number of clicks. This information is used to analyze trends, administer the site, track user's movement around the site, and gather demographic information. IP addresses, and other such information are not linked to any information that is personally identifiable.
Cookies and Web Beacons
http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ uses cookies to store information about visitors' preferences, to record user-specific information on which pages the site visitor accesses or visits, and to personalize or customize our web page content based upon visitors' browser type or other information that the visitor sends via their browser.
DoubleClick DART Cookie
→ Google, as a third party vendor, uses cookies to serve ads on http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/.
→ Google's use of the DART cookie enables it to serve ads to our site's visitors based upon their visit to http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ and other sites on the Internet.
→ Users may opt out of the use of the DART cookie by visiting the Google ad and content network privacy policy at the following URL - http://www.google.com/privacy_ads.html
Our Advertising Partners
Some of our advertising partners may use cookies and web beacons on our site. Our advertising partners include:
While each of these advertising partners has their own Privacy Policy for their site, an updated and hyperlinked resource is maintained here: Privacy Policies.
You may consult this listing to find the privacy policy for each of the advertising partners of http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/.
These third-party ad servers or ad networks use technology in their respective advertisements and links that appear on http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ and which are sent directly to your browser. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. Other technologies (such as cookies, JavaScript, or Web Beacons) may also be used by our site's third-party ad networks to measure the effectiveness of their advertising campaigns and/or to personalize the advertising content that you see on the site.
http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ has no access to or control over these cookies that are used by third-party advertisers.
Third Party Privacy Policies
You should consult the respective privacy policies of these third-party ad servers for more detailed information on their practices as well as for instructions about how to opt-out of certain practices. http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/'s privacy policy does not apply to, and we cannot control the activities of, such other advertisers or web sites. You may find a comprehensive listing of these privacy policies and their links here: Privacy Policy Links.
If you wish to disable cookies, you may do so through your individual browser options. More detailed information about cookie management with specific web browsers can be found at the browsers' respective websites. What Are Cookies?
Children's Information
We believe it is important to provide added protection for children online. We encourage parents and guardians to spend time online with their children to observe, participate in and/or monitor and guide their online activity. http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ does not knowingly collect any personally identifiable information from children under the age of 13. If a parent or guardian believes that http://poopingwithpatrick.blogspot.com/ has in its database the personally-identifiable information of a child under the age of 13, please contact us immediately (using the contact in the first paragraph) and we will use our best efforts to promptly remove such information from our records.
Online Privacy Policy Only
This privacy policy applies only to our online activities and is valid for visitors to our website and regarding information shared and/or collected there. This policy does not apply to any information collected offline or via channels other than this website.
Consent
By using our website, you hereby consent to our privacy policy and agree to its terms.
Update
This Privacy Policy was last updated on: Friday, April 15th, 2016.
Should we update, amend or make any changes to our privacy policy, those changes will be posted here.
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