Hi, I'm Patrick and welcome to my blog. Contrary to what you're thinking from the title of my blog, this site isn't all crap (corny pun intended). If you stick around and read some posts, then you might laugh, feel disturbed, or think "that's bloody stupid". Like it or hate it, this blog comes straight from my porcelain throne.
There was a time before smart phones where people read the back of shampoo bottles and examined how excellent or poorly the tile flooring was laid. I, of course, was one of those people. The bathroom I used as a child had a spot in the bathtub where the paint peeled off. Depending on how I looked at it, it either looked like George Washington or a duck...I guess you could say I was a weird kid. Other than that I had only the thoughts in my head. Taking a dump brought out my most philosophical thinking.
This blog will capture my journey back to the good ol' days and all my posts will originate from a thought or an idea I had while evacuating my bowels. Enjoy!
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